Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Vanity be damned?


"I believe. I believe. It's silly, but I believe." ~ Natalie Wood
in a Miracle on 34th Street


Whew!  What a week.  My son has been ill since Sunday with a N.A.S.T.Y. stomach bug.  Double ick.  He's lost 8 lbs in four days and is dehydrated.  I'm tired of doing loads and loads of laundry to keep him in clean everything.  Poor boy.  But I will do whatever it takes to get him back on his feet.  


This week I am adjusting to new eye glasses. I know.  Me.  In glasses.  Forevah!!  The outside noise of eye glasses is distracting, especially as I lift my fork to my mouth, glance up, glance to the side...there is a disturbance as I move my eyes.   I have to move my whole entire head just to see things clearly.  This is new and odd.  I think we're going to have an adjustment period my glasses and I. 


My new eyes!
Somehow  I am now allergic to contact lenses.  Hence the new glasses.  How does this happen?  I have my mother's DNA to thank for my quirky allergies, she was the Queen of Quirky Allergies. Thank you, Jo.  


Mi Madre, Jo.  And no, I don't look a thing like her.
In October/November after weeks of feeling crappy, puffy eyes, hives, swollen lips {And if one's lips are going to be SWOLLEN can't they be evenly swollen so there's a bit of sex appeal admist the puffy eyes and hives?}, red itchy eyes and several trips to the allergist it was determined I was allergic to my make-up.  {MOAN}  {Note: I now use Bare Minerals on a limited basis - I'm not completely au naturel...Thank you, God!}  You would think I would have recognized SOME of the symptoms I was experiencing this time, but nooooo...it took me about five week of feeling crappy and several visits to the eye doctor for us to get to the bottom of this mystery, Scooby.  


This isn't me, and a slight exaggeration..but close to what I looked like.
You get the idea.  Not so pretty, is it? 
This is where I put into practice all those books on gratitude I have read of late.  If I'm going to talk the talk, I better walk the walk {Thanks to the Flemings for this one}.  I'm grateful my eyes are no longer goopy and I can wear glasses...that I am not blind, and I can still read my beloved books, see the leaves on the trees, each blade of grass and the blue sky.   I am grateful I don't have hives, itchy red eyes and my skin is clear again {VANITY}.  
I can see clearly now the goop has gone. 

Let's just hope and pray the hair products aren't next.  {This would be a very bad thing in Girl World}. That would just be CRUEL!  {VANITY}.  HA! HA!  Okay, maybe I'm a little serious here.  That would make it three strikes, wouldn't it?  But if it should happen, I have a Plan B ready and waiting.  I'm thinking a Jamie Lee Curtis haircut would do. This hair cut wouldn't require much in the way of hair products...I hope. 


My future hairstyle? 



van·i·ty

  [van-i-tee]  Show IPAnoun, plural -ties, adjective
–noun
1.
excessive pride in one's appearance {THIS ONE IS MINE, I OWN IT!!}, qualities, abilities,achievements, etc.; character or quality of being vain; conceit.  Aren't most girls 
just a bit vain?

I will have to get to know this new me.  Love me, love my glasses!

Who is that girl in the mirror looking back at me?
She is not me.  
She is not me.  
She is not me. 
Who do I see?

9 comments:

  1. Vanity is fashion! I enjoyed reading this... but I'm a bit disgusted with that swollen lip.... Thank goodness I had my breakfast taken... :)

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  2. What a week really!!! Poor you but what a fantastic post for the reader. Those lips did throw me back a little till i read the caption - thank god!!! hope things work out soon and kiddie boy feels better. Loved being here : )

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  3. I remember when my 2 kids were younger. The stomach virus would make the rounds and the whole house would be sick. Yuck! The glasses are cute, nice color!

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  4. Sherry,what a week indeed! First your son's nasty old bug (may this be zapped like a fly at the mercy of a swatter)... then the eyeglass adjustment(on the bright side, your new look now matches your intelligence)...
    And you get to walk the walk:)

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  5. You have had one tough week lol damn.. But do not worry about the glasses.. Have you not heard that women can look great in glasses it just depends on their frames!! lol
    http://jpweddingphotograpy.blogspot.com/2011/03/definition-of-insanity.html

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  6. I'm not a vain person. Just let me check my hair. Having had a couple of operations on my right eye i was no longer able to wear a contact lens in it. What a wonderful gift this was. Now i wear a lens in my left eye and see long distance, nothing in my right so i can read without dare i say reading specs. Enjoyed your post.

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  7. Grace, I just popped over here from Healing Morning where you left what I considered to be a statement that was beautiful in its brevity. Now I come here and I discover a kindred spirit in writing - I love your writing style and sense of humor! And I see you're one of our Authentic Bloggers (yaybies & big smile!), which makes my little heart very happy. I will click to follow you as soon as I post this comment, and I'll cross my fingers that you have an email subscribe option on your blog, because I want to get your stuff in my Inbox!

    Namaste',

    Dawn

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  8. Love your blog - I'm new here. Very humorous writing, however, sorry about the problems with allergies, sick son, etc. BTW - I have the Jamie Lee hairstyle and love it -no products needed.
    Regards, Mari
    http://mariscamera.blogspot.com

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